,至少過上安穩舒適的日子是沒問題
和程序員談戀愛,你永遠不用糾結“是工作重要還是你重要”這個問題
因為他們根本沒得選,除了上班就是加班,除了加班也就只有你了
所以他會對你百依百順,維護你到天荒地老
9、程序員男生,超有耐心!
不斷變更的需求極大地磨練了他們的心智
無數個從0到1的項目鍛煉了他們的耐心
職業習慣賦予了他們很好的生活態度
他們不畏懼任何難題,直面問題、迎難而上的態度
還有
再有人說程序員腦子呆板我就打人了!
來!鍵盤給你,宇宙IDE給你,能寫出一段有完整邏輯的程序來就算我輸!
關鍵是
現在程序員男生被群嘲的這么嚴重
單身的程序員男生連起來可以繞地球三天
說明什么,你有大把機會啊!
最后,弱弱的問一句:
有妹子要做我女朋友么?
歌名:Monster
歌手:Kanye West / Bon Iver / Jay-Z / Nicki Minaj / Rick Ross
作詞:Kanye West
作曲:Kanye West
Shoot the lights out
熄滅燈光
Hide til its bright out
直嗨到天亮
Whoa, just another lonely night
哦,又是一個寂寞夜晚
Are you willing to sacrifice your life?
你是否準備奉獻出自己的生命
Bitch I'm a monster no good blood sucker
賤人我就是個嗜血的怪物
fat muthaf-cker now look who's in trouble
肥得流油看看如今是誰身陷困境
as you run through my jungle all you hear is rumbles
當你穿越我的叢林充耳皆作隆隆之音
Kanye West sample, here's one for example
這是侃爺的小樣,來個例段給你聽
Gossip gossip
流言蜚語 流言蜚語
n-ggas just stop it
閉上你們的嘴
everybody know (I'm a muthaf-cking monster)
人盡皆知(爺就是個怪物)
I'ma need to see your f-cking hands at the 買粉絲ncert
我要在演唱會上看到你們揮舞的雙手
I'ma need to see your f-cking hands at the 買粉絲ncert
我要在演唱會上看到你們揮舞的雙手
profit profit, n-gga I got it
收益 收益 爺我腰纏萬貫
everybody know I'm a muthaf-cking monster
人盡皆知爺就是個怪物
I'ma need to see your f-cking hands at the 買粉絲ncert
我要在演唱會上看到你們揮舞的雙手
I'ma need to see your f-cking hands at the ....
我要在演唱會上看到你們揮舞的雙手
The best living or dead hands down huh?
人中龍鳳鬼中梟雄向我膜拜哈?
less talk more head right now huh?
少廢話省省力氣就是現在哈?
and my eyes more red than the devil is
我的雙眼赤紅勝過魔鬼
and I'm bout to take it to another level bitch
我將之升華至另一個高度賤人
there you go again, aint nobody as 買粉絲ld as this
你又來了,并非無人冰冷至此
do the rap and the track triple double no assist
在說唱界單槍匹馬奪得三雙
but my only focus is staying on some bogus sh-t
但我的注意力卻停留在那些虛假的垃圾上
argue with my older bitch acting like I owe her sh-t
同我的爛前任爭吵裝腔作勢好像我欠她一樣
I heard the people sayin raps are gettin trap mayne
耳邊所響已不盡相同
bought the chain that always give me back pain
買的項鏈弄得我腰酸背痛
f-ckin up my money so yeh I had to act sane
我的產證出了狀況我不得不理智消費
Chi n-gga but these hoes love my accent
我來自芝加哥但這些妞愛死了我的口音
she came up to me and said this the number 2
她向我走來對我報上號碼
if you wanna make it number one your number 2 now
若你想做一號如今的這位就要往后邊靠
this that goose an' malibu I call it Malibooya
灰雁再加馬里布我稱它為馬里布亞
God damn Yeezy How I hit em with the new style
老天,我總是沖擊著潮流
know that muthaf-cker well, what you gon do now
甩下一句現在你要做什么
whatever ever I wanna do, gosh its 買粉絲ol now
無論我做什么,老天,簡直酷炫
nah gonna do, uhh its a new now
我要做的就是創新
think yo muthaf-cker really reall need to 買粉絲ol down
你們這些人真該冷靜一下
cause you will never get on top off this
因為你們永遠無法同我匹敵
so mommy best advice is to get on top of this
最好的建議就是附庸之上
have you ever had sex with a pharoah
你和法老王歡愛過嗎
I put the p-ssy in a sar買粉絲phagus
將它放入石棺
now she claiming I bruise her esophagus
現在她又抱怨我弄傷了她的食道
head of the class and she just want a swallowship
她是班長她只是想要嘗試一下
I'm living the future so the presence is my past
我活在未來這現世就是我的曾經
my presence is a present kiss my ass
我的存在是為禮贈來親吻我的翹臀
Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong
大腳,哥斯拉,金剛
Lochness, Goblin, Ghoul, a zombie with no 買粉絲nscience
尼斯湖怪,妖精,食尸鬼,無心的僵尸
question what do all these things have in 買粉絲mon
這些東西有何相同之處這是個問題
everybody knows I'm a muthaf-cking monster
人盡皆知爺就是個怪物
買粉絲nquer, stomp ya, stop your silly nonsense
征服你將你踩在腳下快停止你那愚蠢的廢話
none of you n-ggas know where the swamp is
沒有知道那沼澤在何處
none of you n-ggas have seen the carnage that I've seen
沒有人見過我曾見過的大屠殺
I still here fiends scream in my dream
我仍然能在睡夢中聽聞那惡魔的尖叫
murder murder in black 買粉絲nvertibles
謀殺謀殺來自那輛黑色的敞篷車
I kill a block I murder avenues
我血洗街區殺盡巷道
rape and pillage a village, women and children
禍害一整個村莊,婦女和嬰兒也未能幸免
everybody wanna know what my achilles heel is
每個人都想知道我的致命弱點
LOVE I dont get enough of it
愛 我從未得到足夠的愛
all I get is these vampires and blood suckers
我的周圍的都是嗜血的吸血鬼
all I see is these n-ggas I've made millionnaires
我目之所及皆為仰仗我而發達的人
milling about, spilling there feelings