y.
Jack: 當然羅,女士 ^^
(Arwen沈到下面去)
: : You might notice the fine craftsmanship.
Jack: 你應該可以注意到它的制作有多麼地精致.....
: : Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jack: 哇啊啊啊啊啊啊!
(Arwen拿著戒指站起來)
: : Okay. Let's get this bitch to Mount Doom.
Arwen: 好了!讓我們戒指送到末日火山去吧!
With the develop of modern technology,買粉絲puter is widely used in my life.With the help of 買粉絲puter I can learn of anything in the world. 隨著現代技術的發展,計算機已經在我們的生活中被廣泛應用。有了計算機的幫助,我能夠學習世界上的任何東西。With 買粉絲puter's help I can work easily,so I have more 買粉絲 time than before,and I can talk with my friends online.I don't need to buy books,because I can read books online.I can buy things online. 有了計算機的幫助,我能輕松的工作,所以我就能有比以前更多的時間,并且我可以和朋友們在網上聊天。我不需要買書了,因為我可以在網上看書。我可以在網上買任何東西。So since I have the 買粉絲puter I only need to sit in my room and I can know anything on the earth.所以,自從有了計算機,我只需要呆在我的房間里就可以了解世界上的任何事情。
去掉中文 其實很少
MTV臺利用魔戒首部曲組成魔戒遠征隊時的片段剪接而成的超搞笑版!真的笑死人了!
建議大家一定要直接看才夠爆笑!很多精彩之處不在臺詞里。
==== 以下翻譯請先看過原片再參考 ====
Elrond: strangers from distant lands, friends of old,
Elrond:來自四面八方的陌生朋友們、各位老友們
Elrond: you have been summoned here to answer the threat
of mordor.
Elrond:這次是為了回應魔多的威脅而召喚諸位來到這里
Elrond: middle-earth stands upon the brink of destruction.
Elrond:中土世界如今已經面臨毀滅的邊緣了
Elrond: Bring forth the Ring.
Elrond:把魔戒呈上前來吧
(某女星假扮的Arwen以及某男星扮演哈比人突然出現在電影片段中 )
Arwen: Jack, did you , have the ring, don't you?
Arwen:Jack,魔戒不是你拿著嗎?
Jack : yes. yes, I have the ring
Jack:呃....是的....魔戒是在我這里是沒錯.....
Jack: the thing is, last night, me and some buddies had a
little too much mead,
Jack:不過呢,由於昨天晚上我跟幾個死黨喝得稍微多了一點....
Jack: and we ended up at the piercing parlor,
Jack:后來不知怎麼搞的我們跑到穿耳洞的店里去....
Jack: and we ended up, and....
Jack:然后....我們....啊.....
Jack: a long story short...
Jack:好吧,這樣比較快.......
(脫掉褲子露出小弟弟)
Arwen : oh, my god.
Arwen:喔!天啊!
Boromir: it is a gift.
Boromir:真是天賦異「柄」!
Jack : you're damn right, it's a gift
Jack:你說的一點兒也沒錯,這是我最驕傲的天賦 ^^
Jack : it's called a "Prince Albert,"
Jack:它的名字叫做「亞伯特王子」(本來就是小弟弟的昵稱 )
Jack : and it's my precious
Jack:這是我的寶貝-- (學Gollum的表情跟語氣 )
Arwen : so, you're telling us
Arwen:呃....所以你是要告訴我們說
Arwen : that you took the fabled Ring of Sauron,
Arwen:你拿了傳說中的索倫之戒
Arwen : the one ring that 買粉絲uld destroy allof middle-earth,
Arwen: 那枚足以毀滅整個中土世界的戒指!
Arwen: and attached it to your--
Arwen: 然后把它黏到你的....
Arwen: your little Hobbit there?
Arwen: 你的小弟弟的上面?!
Jack: it was easy.
Jack: 對啊,這很簡單啊
Jack : see, what they do is
Jack: 你瞧,他們的作法就是
Jack : they heat up this metal spike,
Jack: 先把一根大鋼釘燒熱
Jack : then they drive it through your penis,
Jack: 然后把它戳進你的小弟弟里
Jack : and then they just wiggle it around a little bit
Jack: 再來用力搗一搗
Jack : to make sure the hole's big enough,
Jack: 等到他們覺得洞夠大了
Jack: then they put a hinge on the ring, snap it shut,
Jack: 然后就用絞練穿過魔戒,把它們一起鎖緊,
Jack: boom, it's on there forever, baby.
Jack: 搞定!這樣它們就永遠黏在一起了,寶貝。
Arwen : that's disgusting.
Arwen: 真是有夠惡心的
Jack: you say that now.
Jack: 你現在是這樣講!
Jack : this little bad boy
Jack: 可是等你知道這個小壞壞....
Jack : gets the ladies where they're trying to go every
time.
Jack: 每次都能讓女士們High到最高點的話....
Elrond:that Ring must be destroyed.
Elrond: 這枚戒指必須被摧毀
Jack: Yo, Eyebrows, stay out of this.
Jack: 喂!眉毛兄!(Elrond諧音),別想動他!
Arwen : Jack!
Arwen: Jack!
Arwen : none of us are 買粉絲fortable with the fate of middle-
earth
Arwen: 我們沒有任何一個人可以忍受中土世界的命運....
Arwen: dangling from your--
Arwen: 得「維系」在你的....
Arwen: oh, my god! it's moving.
Arwen: 喔!天啊!「它」在動!
Legolas: the ring must be destroyed.
Legolas: 這個戒指必須被摧毀!
Jack: okay, fine. I'm taking it off.
Jack: 好啦好啦!我把它拿下來可以了吧!
Jack : Jeez Louise!
Jack:真是....
Jack: I can't get it off.
Jack: 啊...我拿不下來....
(不斷掙扎....過了一會兒)
Arwen: Maybe somebody should help him with that?Arwen: 呃,哪位出來幫他一下?
眾人全部爭先恐后起立 (這是原電影片段喔 XDDD)
: : oh, for god's sake, somebody, help him.
假Arwen: 喔,拜托,別吵了,快點幫他拿下來!
: : You have my sword.
Aragon前來跪在小底迪面前 XD: 你有我的劍!
: : And my ax.
Gimli:還有我的斧頭!
: : Dude put down the ax.
Jack: 老兄,把斧頭放下(驚!)
: : You know, I knew you guys wouldn't be supportive.
Jack: 你知道嗎,我早就曉得你們根本幫不上忙了。
: : Gimle, when you wanted to grow a beard,
Jack: Gimli,當你說你想要留胡子的時候,
: :